Bagelfish – A Weblog

So I’ve heard that in a poll, George Bush has been found to be the least popular president towards the end of their leadership. Apparently 98% of historians have voted that the Bush presidency has been a failure, or if it’s easier to understand: EP1C FAILZ LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1

Here is a pie chart to represent this data (why not?):

Wow, he must suck...

I’ve also heard that Bush is so unpopular that he is apparently worse than Nixon before he was impeached. Now that is quite a feat to be a worse president than an admittedly guilty crook. Though having said that, Nixon did end the war in Vietnam, whereas Bush started the war in Iraq. However, with THAT being said, Nixon ended the Vietnam war by boming the living daylights out of the Vietcong, whereas Bush was striving for peace in the Middle East.

Meh… however you look at it, they both kinda sucked.

However, on a more serious note now, you have to remember that the President has the most difficult job in the world basically. They cannot please everyone, but by not making everyone happy, everyone seems to be unhappy with them. As soon as Obama is voted in (which he better damned well be), people will love it at first, but eventually they’ll grow to hate him, cause the decisions he’ll have to make wont be easy.

If you really think about it, Bush wasn’t actually a terrible President… I mean sure, he made mistakes, but who doesn’t? Could anybody else have done a better job? (Actually, scratch that… Al Gore would’ve done a great job, except of course Bush rigged the elections in Florida. Though come to think of it, Al Gore would’ve been all eco-crazy and not given as much though to the economy and other stuff. Though it would have been good to see his speeches, he’d have a slide show for every one!) Anyway…. Bush didn’t do that bad a job.

If you stuck some random shmuck who thinks he’d do a great job in charge, everything would go to shit! They wouldn’t be able to cope with it! Even I, with such diligence and unbiased opinions (oxmoron much?), would probably do a terrible job. What we need is a truly great leader who knows what’s what! That is why Obama should be president! Or if not Obama, how about Maddox instead? (http://maddox.xmission.com/)

Well, to end on a crudely satirical note now. To all you Presidents, past and future, who sucked or have yet to suck (wait, that sounds bad…).

To all of those who blow (no…)

*ahem*

Dear Mr. President:

Song: ‘In Flames – Embody The Invisible’