Bagelfish – A Weblog

…Why?

I’ve just made my sandwiches using Clover, and to be honest, it sucks! It is the worst spreading margarine I have ever used!

We normally get Utterly Butterly (not to be doing product placement here or anything) which spreads so easily, it’s really soft. It’s much better than damned Clover.

Time for a metaphor? I think so…

It’s so bad, it’s like spreading granite!

And now to ruin the metaphor by pointing out it’s flaws…

Though to be fair, I have never actually spread granite before, so I don’t know quite how that would go down. And of course you have to take into account whether the granite is in solid or molten form. Though if it’s in molten form, I’m gonna need a new knife!

Now is the time I insert a hilarious picture to accompany this… but I have to leave for sixth form soon, so I’ll leave that to the imagination…

Song: ‘Three Days Grace – Animal I Have Become’