Hello Mr. President
He did it! Obama won!
I knew he could!
Absolutely brilliant! Hopefully the world will become a better place with him in charge to make better choices and bring change to the world. If he can do something about the economy then that will earn him a great reputation, so I hope he does.
Now, I didn’t see the acceptance speech, but I assume it went something like this:
The crowd eagerly waits for their great new leader, a bodyguard stands below the main stage. Suddenly smoke billows out from the sides and a podium rises up on the stage, a lone silhouetted figure on top. The lights behind him suddenly flash on brightly declaring his name, ‘Obama’. He stands glorious atop the podium, cape billowing, guitar in hand. He breaks into an amazing guitar solo at which the crowd go wild. Cannons fire confetti into the loving fans. When he finishes, he throws the guitar which lands in its case perfectly. He says only two words, ‘Thank You’, before several gunshots ring out. The audience goes silence in horror.
His bodyguard falls to the ground, 4 shots in his chest. Obama flips down to him, holding him as he dies uttering ‘Farewell my friend’. A terrorist comes out from the crowd pointing a rifle at Obama, he laughs and says, ‘Your first day shall also be your last. Any last words, Mr. President?’ Obama turns to face him and says, ‘Tell Allah, fuck you!’ and shoots the terrorist in the face with the guard’s gun. The crowd cheers, but one person screams… the terrorist was strapped with explosives. Obama, quick to react, shoves the terrorist into one of the confetti cannons and dramatically points at the technician who fires the terrorist up into the ceiling space of the large auditorium. He explodes, and the crowd are splattered with bits of terrorist.
Obama then says, ‘Talk about an explosive start!’
Ep1c Win
Hopefully I can catch it on YouTube cause it sounds as if it were awesome!
I think it’s great that Kenya declared today a national holiday because of Obama winning! How great is that!?
Well… the inaugration isn’t until January, so… until then!
Song: ‘Anberlin – Never Take Friendship Personal’
